The GWB Presidential Library

I received this note in the mail the other day and thought it important enough to pass along:

Dear Fellow Constituent:

“The George W. Bush Presidential Library” is now in the planning stages and accepting donations.

The Library will include:

1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything.
3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t even have to show up.
4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.
5. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.
6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
7. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
8. The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.
9. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
10. The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)
11. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.
12. The Environmental Conservation Room , still empty.
13. The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
14. The Airport Men’s Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
15. The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President’s accomplishments.

The library will also include many famous quotes by George W. Bush:

1. ‘The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.’
2. ‘If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.’
3. ‘Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.’
4. ‘No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine e.’
5. ‘I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change.’
6. ‘One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.’
7. ‘Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.’
8. ‘I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.’
9. ‘The future will be better tomorrow.’
10. ‘We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world..’
11. ‘One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.’ (During an education photo-op)
12. ‘Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it
13. ‘We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.’
14. ‘It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.’
15. ‘I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.’… (George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson)

PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!

Sincerely,

Bernard Madoff, Co-Chair
G.W. Bush Library Board of Directors

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Enjoy!

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4 responses to “The GWB Presidential Library

  1. While I’m no fan of Bush, his administration has done great things for the preservation of natural coral reefs. So the ‘Environmental Conservation’ room would not be empty, I’m afraid.

    Maybe they will post a plaque.

  2. He is quite the overachieving intellectual isn’t he?!

    It might depend on the comparison…

  3. This is great! I think I could donate to a li’bary such as this. I may have to pass this around šŸ™‚

    Spread the word.

  4. Oh, I cringe reading GBW quotes. There is a problem with the system when a man of this calibre can make it to the big job, or any job for that matter! Thank effin hell he is gone!

    Yes, but it is always an adventure.

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