Category Archives: Economy

It Pays to Get Fit Quick

I have often said that I was pretty good at math until they added the alphabet and called it Algebra.  That said, while I’m no accountant or even general math wiz, I think I can do math better than the folks at Planet Fitness:

lolhome.com

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30 Second Rule – A Helpful Flowchart

Hey, here’s a handy little flow chart to help you with your food dilemma:

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One Free Internet

Hey, enjoy (as long as it’s free):

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Obamoneyma

I found this on imageshack:

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Global Warming is Caused by Daylight Savings Time?

Have you ever wondered about the effect of extending daylight savings time?  Neither have I.  But someone did and assumes it is the cause of global warming.

This has been around for a bit, but I still found it funny.  I wonder if Al Gore is thinking the same way:

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The Author’s Tale (beware…)

I like odd things and this little poem qualifies (I found it here).  Think The Jabberwocky:

The Author’s Tale

‘Twas potter, and the little brown
Did simon and schuster in the shaw;
All mosby were the ballantines,
And the womraths mcgraw.

“Beware Jovanovich, my son!
The knopfs that crown, the platts that munk!
Beware the doubleday, and shun
The grolier wagnallfunk!”

He took his putnam sword in hand,
Long time the harcourt brace he sought;
So rested he by the crowell tree
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in harper thought he stood,
Jovanovich, with eyes of flame,
Came houghton mifflin through the wood
And bowkered as it came!

Dodd mead! Dodd mead! And from his steed
His dutton sword went kennicatt!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went quadrangling back.

“And hast thou slain Jovanovich?
Come to my arms, my bantam boy!
Oh, stein and day! Giroux! McKay!”
He scribnered in his joy.

‘Twas potter, and the little brown
Did simon and schuster in the shaw;
All mosby were the ballantines,
And the womraths mcgraw.

– Anonymous

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The Economic Meltdown: A Flow Chart for Academia

This is what the economic meltdown looks like from my profession’s point of view (find original link here):

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